Advertisements From The 1930's

Make sure to check out the Lysol and the "dieting" advertisements!

Enjoy!

Aw, yes, we all long for the days of carrying our own church key, I'm sure!

(For those of you too young to remember,

a 'church key' was a common vernacular for can opener.)

I'll bet it's really hard keeping those camels rolled after their lit too.

They probably put up quite a fuss! har har

I'd rather get hit by a bus, thaaannnk yooou ...

However, his medical insurance company is canceling his policy.

Uhhhhh .... no comment ...

Ewwww ... I think I'll go with the lap band treatment first ...

Santa!? For shame!

(cough, cough) How sexy. (hack, sneeze)

And, on that happy note, I'll say good night ....

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My Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

I was told that if I was good, I could have want I wanted for Christmas.

That's a verbal contract .... right?

Ok then. I waaaaant ....

... a 2009 Kawasaki Super Sherpa 250. It's cheap. Honest!!

It's not expensive and I promise to always wear my protective gear. It's just a little single-cylinder street legal dirt bike.

Are you listening Santa?

So, can I have one ... huh? Pleeeeeezze?

I'm a reasonable person.


Well, SEMI reasonable anyway. [lol]

I have been a really good girl. [That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.] Therefore I feel like you owe me ... big time!

So, are we golden?

Goooood. Feel free to leave it in the carport next to my Suzuki.

Thank you!

Your Fan,
Sparky ♥ ∞

(Now Santa, my husband, who is totally unreasonable [but very cute], wants a Ducati Desmosedici. Don't know what that is? Don't worry, you don't want to know ... it's $72,500 and forever more out of your elves price ranges!! See I'm VERY reasonable!) [lol]

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Those Wacky Terrorists ....

... they're at it again! Dressing as women! They are sooo brave, don't you think? Gosh, I'm scared. Ewwww. I caught one of the cross-dressers below.


The dead (no pun intended) giveaway was the moustache. Plus, a lady really should not have such a deep voice. (Where's Dr. West when you need him? I feel a faint coming on ...)

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KABUL, Afghanistan — U.S.-led coalition troops killed a Taliban commander dressed as women during a raid in southern Afghanistan, officials said Saturday.

Soldiers killed four Taliban fighters in Friday's operation, including the Taliban commander named Haji Yakub who was dressed as a woman to evade capture, the U.S. military said in a statement.

Yakub directed roadside bomb and suicide attacks against Afghanistan's government and coalition forces in Ghazni province, according to the statement.

Meanwhile, Afghan and coalition forces killed 33 militants when their patrol came under attack in southern Helmand province, a military said. The troops responded to the attack with small-arms fire and air support, it said. [Our guys are the BEST!!!]

In the Ghazni raid, the U.S. said coalition forces discovered Yakub as they questioned a group of women and children inside a compound. The Taliban commander was dressed in a burqa, a traditional robe that covers the entire body. He was killed when he "attempted to engage the force," the statement said.

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Those wacky terrorists. What will they think of next? They are a laugh a minute, don't you think? I guess they're just *pretending* to oppress women. Maybe they secretly want to be one?

And you know how it is ladies. Applying makeup is an art form. Looks like they need some help in this department. Maybe the Obama girls can work for the terrorists now that they've outlived their usefulness. I hear they're looking for a job. We'll be happy to send them to Kabul. Postage Due, of course.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

In early autumn of 1621, the 53 surviving Pilgrims celebrated their successful harvest, as was the English custom. During this time,

"Our harvest being gotten in, our governor sent four men on fowling, that so we might after a special manner rejoice together after we had gathered the fruit of our labors. They four in one day killed as much fowl as, with a little help beside, served the company almost a week. At which time, amongst other recreations, we exercised our arms, Many of the Indians coming amongst us, and among the rest their greatest King Massasoit, with some ninety men, whom for three days we entertained and feasted, and they went out and killed five deer, which they brought to the plantation and bestowed on our governor, and upon the captain and others. And although it be not always so plentiful as it was this time with us, yet by the goodness of God, we are so far from want that we often wish you partakers of our plenty."

From this we know that the feast went on for three days, included ninety Indians, and food was plentiful. In addition, to the venison provided by the Indians, there was enough wild fowl to supply the village for a week. The fowl would have included ducks, geese, turkeys and even swans.

Martha Stewart Tablesetting

Some Fun Facts About Thanksgiving:

• President George Washington issued the first national Thanksgiving Day Proclamation in the year 1789 and again in 1795.
• The State of New York officially made Thanksgiving Day an annual custom in 1817.
• Sarah Josepha Hale, an editor with a magazine, started a Thanksgiving campaign in 1827 and it was result of her efforts that in 1863 Thanksgiving was observed as a day for national thanksgiving and prayer.
• Abraham Lincoln issued a 'Thanksgiving Proclamation' on third October 1863 and officially set aside the last Thursday of November as the national day for Thanksgiving. Whereas earlier the presidents used to make an annual proclamation to specify the day when Thanksgiving was to be held.
• President Franklin D. Roosevelt restored Thursday before last of November as Thanksgiving Day in the year 1939. He did so to make the Christmas shopping longer and thus stimulate the economy of the state.
• Congress passed an official proclamation in 1941 and declared that now onwards Thanksgiving will be observed as a legal holiday on the fourth Thursday of November every year.

This is supposedly an ancient (1600's) recipe you might enjoy. It is a wheat pudding on the order of an Indian Pudding [just sounds like a lot of work to me]:

Furmenty

Ingredients1 cup cracked wheat
1/8 tsp. ground mace
1 quart milk
1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon
3/4 cup milk
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup heavy cream
2 egg yolks
1/2 tsp. salt additional brown sugar

Directions:In a large pot, bring the water to a boil and add the wheat. Lower heat to simmer, cover, and continue to cook for 1/2 hour, or until, soft. Drain off all the water and add the milk, cream, salt, mace, cinnamon and sugar. Continue to simmer, stirring occasionally, until most of the liquid is absorbed (20 to 30 minutes). In a small bowl, beat the egg yolks and slowly stir 1/2 cup of the wheat mixture into the yolks. Then stir the yolk mixture into the pot, and continue cooking for another 5 minutes, stirring frequently. Serve sprinkled with brown sugar.

I hope that everyone out there in Blog Land has a blessed day and that you’re surrounded by lots of loved ones.
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!

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TAG!! Now I'm It!!

I've been tagged by that rascally ChaChaNeen. :o)) She snuck this on her post and by reading it, I was tagged. So be prepared to be bored to tears. Here goes:

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I don't think so. I'm adopted and could be named after the dog as far as I know.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Right after Sweetie's last shoulder surgery.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yep, I do.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Smoked turkey meat sliced for sandwiches.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Not usually, but if the opportunity calls for it, I'm so there with a SA remark!

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS. No, they went South (and I live in the South so that's dangerous ... ha ha) and had them removed in the 1980's.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No freakin' way. And I don't jump out of perfectly good airplanes either ...

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Heart To Heart by Kashi

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Sometimes, but usually don't.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically: I used to be very strong, alas, those days are over. Too many doctors know my name now. Emotionally: I have an iron will.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Blue Bunny Ice Cream No Sugar Added, in Vanilla or Bunny Tracks .... droooool ....

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their character.

15. RED OR PINK? Red

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My grammer needs work.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My mother. She died in 1966.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Sure, if they have time.

19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Grey New Balance sneakers.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Turkey sandwich and pretzels for lunch.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? XM Radio, channel 46. They're playing a song by "The Who".

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Red

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Sweetie cooking supper.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? A wrong number. She apologized and I wished her a pleasant Happy Thanksgiving.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Totally! She's a fun blog friend too and very sweet. Just a little sneaky that's all .... [lol]

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? MotoGP or World Superbike.

27. HAIR COLOR? Blond ... out of a bottle now. [blush]

28. EYE COLOR? Hazel

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Eyeglasses, but I am going to go back to contacts soon.

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Cooked. I love just about everything!

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy ending

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Best Years Of Their Lives (black & white)

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Orange T-Shirt

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? (see Ice Cream above .... still drooling)

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Whoever feels like it

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Anyone who doesn't have time.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? By The Pricking Of Their Thumbs (Agatha Christie)

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Buck deer with cross hairs on 'em ....

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Family Guy, Simpsons, Seinfeld

42. FAVORITE SOUND. Silence

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Well, it depends but I usually like the Rolling Stones.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Hawai'i .

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I can find people, dead or alive, and follow a paper trail like a blood hound. It's almost uncanny.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Ft. Lauderdale, Florida USA.

If you're reading this, you're invited to be tagged! Have fun and I look forward to reading your posts! Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!

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Salvation Army Kettle Receives Diamond Ring

This is one of those "why can't this happen to me ...." moments. [sigh]

A volunteer ringing the bell at a Salvation Army kettle in the south-central town of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, got an unusual donation: a diamond ring. The ring was handed to August Memmi, who volunteered for the Salvation Army in Harrisburg during his lunch hour Tuesday.

The young man told Memmi that he'd bought the ring for his mother using money he'd earned mowing lawns, but she died this year and he wanted to put it to good use.

The ring's value was unclear Tuesday; the Salvation Army planned to have it appraised.

Nice gesture, but he really should get a girlfriend to help him with his disposable income. Or ... I could always help!! [lol] (Aren't I sweet??)

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A Thanksgiving Recipe From My Home

Before The Thanksgiving Meal

The one thing I do miss about this time of year, is traveling to western North Carolina and consuming mass quantities of my step mother's cooking. She was *the* best, bar none, in the kitchen. Myra could have been a gourmet cook easily. She tried to teach me her ways in the kitchen but too no avail. Poor dear went prematurily grey from it! I'm hopeless. But I managed to save some of her recipes after she passed away in January 2004.

Below is one of her receipes that was absolutely to die for ... not literally, of course. Sweetie fixes it nearly every year (good thing he can cook or I'd starve). I thought I would share it with my bloggy buddies since we'll all be knee deep in turkey leftovers after Thursday, searching for some way to 'dispose' of all that yummy turkey! This is one tasty way that we use up those tasty remainders.

Myra's Pie Pan Turkey
2 cups chopped turkey

1 1/2 cups diced onions

1 cup shredded Swiss cheese

4 1/2 ozs mushrooms

1/2 teaspoon salt

Topping:

1 1/2 cups skim milk

3/4 cup Bisquick

3 eggs

Combine topping ingredients first, let sit. Combine turkey, onions, cheese, mushrooms and seasonings in large baking dish. Pour topping over turkey mixture. Bake at 375 degrees for 35 to 40 minutes or until golden brown.

What we'll all look like after the meal!!
"Oh MY goodness, I am soooo stuffed!!"

Do you have any receipes for using leftover turkey or whatever? Share it here or at your blogs. I'm sure we'll be all ears!

Enjoy!
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