The dead (no pun intended) giveaway was the moustache. Plus, a lady really should not have such a deep voice. (Where's Dr. West when you need him? I feel a faint coming on ...)
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KABUL, Afghanistan — U.S.-led coalition troops killed a Taliban commander dressed as women during a raid in southern Afghanistan, officials said Saturday.
Soldiers killed four Taliban fighters in Friday's operation, including the Taliban commander named Haji Yakub who was dressed as a woman to evade capture, the U.S. military said in a statement.
Yakub directed roadside bomb and suicide attacks against Afghanistan's government and coalition forces in Ghazni province, according to the statement.
Meanwhile, Afghan and coalition forces killed 33 militants when their patrol came under attack in southern Helmand province, a military said. The troops responded to the attack with small-arms fire and air support, it said. [Our guys are the BEST!!!]
In the Ghazni raid, the U.S. said coalition forces discovered Yakub as they questioned a group of women and children inside a compound. The Taliban commander was dressed in a burqa, a traditional robe that covers the entire body. He was killed when he "attempted to engage the force," the statement said.
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Those wacky terrorists. What will they think of next? They are a laugh a minute, don't you think? I guess they're just *pretending* to oppress women. Maybe they secretly want to be one?
And you know how it is ladies. Applying makeup is an art form. Looks like they need some help in this department. Maybe the Obama girls can work for the terrorists now that they've outlived their usefulness. I hear they're looking for a job. We'll be happy to send them to Kabul. Postage Due, of course.
Those wacky terrorists. What will they think of next? They are a laugh a minute, don't you think? I guess they're just *pretending* to oppress women. Maybe they secretly want to be one?
And you know how it is ladies. Applying makeup is an art form. Looks like they need some help in this department. Maybe the Obama girls can work for the terrorists now that they've outlived their usefulness. I hear they're looking for a job. We'll be happy to send them to Kabul. Postage Due, of course.
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Being a terrorist can be a real drag, no pun intended. Your right our troops are the best. We need to thank God everyday for these dedicated professionals and the fact that we are taking the fight to the enemy over there and not in our streets.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say something about this, but honestly, I forgot what I was going to say. It has to be the 8 hours we put in to decorating yesterday..still not done..ANYWAYS, I LOVE YOUR NEW BACKGROUND. BLESSINGS
ReplyDeleteGood one Carey! Wished I'd thought of that punny line. :o)
ReplyDeleteThat's OK Linda. I've had Brain Fade today too. I wanted this post to be funny / punny but not sure it did so. [d'oh!] We are still decorating here. Happily, rain has set in but it does delay outside festivities.
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I guess the terrorist was just undercover.
ReplyDeleteI have to start decorating this afternoon. I like it when it is done, but I always dread all the work. Lazy I guess.