How many of you have seen this obnoxious commercial? I’ve never actually listened to it since I’m quick with the ‘mute’ button. Take note of that advertisers. It’s not being listened to in the Sparky Household.
But this commercial lead me to thinking about this:
You know how the government loves to tax our ’assets’? How
dare they call my car, truck and motorcycles assets!!
We have bought tires, paid innumerable local taxes, road taxes, licenses, insurance, waxes, soaps, special washing tools, oil, filters, repairs, CD’s to play in these overpriced lumps of metal while moving rapidly at unsafe speeds, speeding tickets, taken driving lessons, bought a gazillon gallons of gasoline, paid yet more taxes, built another carport, key chains, extra keys … [gasping for breath]
The list goes on and on.
How dare they classify these money suckers on wheels as ‘assets’!
Also, I was reading that there will be no marriage between Volkswagen and Porsche.
Forbes
They should move to Massachusetts. They’re not chosey and anything can get married there: animal, vegetable or mineral ... living or dead.
I wonder which one should wear the ring?
Also, there are so many car dealerships closing in America.
Forbes
Everybody knows that unless they live on a desert island with their fingers in their ears and have no satellite TV.
It seems that this could not be a good thing but maybe,
just maybe, there is a silver lining to all this?
Most people, when asked, do not like to deal with car salesmen.
Therefore, I would like to make a proposal. Pay attention here car manufacturers. You should get directly into the retail market by offering vehicles on-line so that potential car buyers can order from the manufacturer. There could also be major car lots of spankin’ new vehicles in large cities (Atlanta, Miami, etc.) where we could all go to either pick the vehicle of our dreams with a set price or have your special order brought to you by careful driving retirees for a small delivery fee. Or, on a flat bed truck if it makes one more comfortable, I’m easy.
Hmmmmmm? Now, just say “I do”.
I think it might work out well that way. It would certainly cut costs AND keep the manufacturers cranking out vehicles. It should save current jobs and create many real jobs, not made-up pointless government jobs.
My husband also suggested having authorized service centers that would specialize in that particular car or truck and take care of all warranty service. Keep the overhead low. They could be offered from any location that is convenient to the bulk of the customers.
So, car making guys, are you with me so far?
This is basic economics and good customer relations: offer what the customer wants and give good service, keep the overhead low and pass the savings on to the consumer. Everybody’s happy.
Use this economic downturn as an incentive to better yourselves not walk around with your hands out.
Capitalism works. Socialism doesn’t.
I’m just saying.
And that’s my two cents.
Now, let’s talk about houses. How dare the government call this thing an ‘asset’ …