Now, that's something to beleaf in.
And now ... for something completely different ... >>
Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us your boobs, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turns to novice Sister Margaret and says, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."
Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little freakin' wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!"
Sister Margaret looks back very sweetly at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?!"
I'm afraid that the dog will just have to Let It Be.