Friday, December 4, 2015

Funny Friday

Now, that's something to beleaf in.

And now ... for something completely different ... >>

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us your boobs, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turns to novice Sister Margaret and says, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."
Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little freakin' wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!"
Sister Margaret looks back very sweetly at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?!"




I'm afraid that the dog will just have to Let It Be.



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12 comments:

  1. Victor S E MoubarakDecember 4, 2015 at 4:11 AM

    Really funny. Thanx for the smiles.

    God bless you, Sparky.

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  2. AlecDecember 4, 2015 at 10:11 AM

    Wonderful, wonderful.

    Thanks as always, Sparky.

    Alec

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  3. PatsyDecember 4, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Funny!

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  4. VeeDecember 4, 2015 at 7:34 PM

    Made me laugh!

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  5. Ramblings of a Retired LadyDecember 4, 2015 at 8:15 PM

    Ah ha, a comedian tonight! Good ones and made me smile big time. Rest well tonight my friend.

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  6. Tina LeighDecember 5, 2015 at 8:23 PM

    😆😆too cute!

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  7. White Lace and PromisesDecember 5, 2015 at 10:14 PM

    You crack me up! I can count on you to make me smile and sometimes laugh out loud!

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  8. DaBladeDecember 6, 2015 at 6:35 AM

    Awesome! I had Sister Margaret as a chemistry teacher in high school so many years ago :)

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  9. LindaDecember 6, 2015 at 8:31 AM

    {{shaking my head}}--lol

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  10. Ed BonderenkaDecember 6, 2015 at 9:31 AM

    Now that's cross.
    I didn't see that coming.

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  11. ZDecember 6, 2015 at 9:26 PM

    I LOVE that joke, too...ADORE it!
    And really love that dragon/leaf thing...I'm a freak for autumn leaves...
    lovely post, Sparks..
    God bless you xxx

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  12. luluDecember 7, 2015 at 11:14 AM

    Laughing, Friend!!
    Blessings!

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