Friday, December 13, 2013

Funny Friday ~ Jokes To Sleigh You









With the Christmas Season upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" with some friends.
Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several beers followed by a couple of bottles of some rather nice red wine with our dinner.

Although feeling only a little jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something that I've never done before: I took a cab.

Sure enough, on the way home there was a police Ride® roadblock but since it was a cab, they waved us past and I arrived home safely without any incident.

This was a real surprise.
 
As I had never driven a cab before.
 
I don't know where I got it.
 
And now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.

So if you want to borrow it for your holiday travels, give me a call.
~ Ride Safe ~
Sparky

4 comments:

Simply Linda said...

You just sleigh me, lol. Blessings

Thistle Cove Farm said...

You're a sick woman and I'm ROTFLMAO so thank you!

Victor S E Moubarak said...

Brilliant sense of humour. Thanx.

God bless.

Blackberry Lane said...

It's way too early for me to be laughing out loud!