Thursday, April 16, 2009

World's Shortest Books


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton


MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by Rev. Jesse Jackson


MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden


THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman


ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry


HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy


A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. Jack Kevorkian


MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN THE US SENATE
by Barak Hussein Obama, Jr.


... and just added ...

MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILIARY STRATEGY
By Nancy Pelosi



2 comments:

  1. ROFL. LOVE IT!! Gotta go, Glenn Beck is back on. Blessings

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  2. Reminds me of:

    "Tales from the Bath"
    - Saddam Hussein

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