Saturday, January 24, 2009

We Only Want To Help You

I've decided not to worry about things anymore.

Didn't you hear? We will now be living on the "Big Rock Candy Mountain". Milk and honey will soon be flowing from the water tap.


All the terrorists at Guantanamo will be released and in gratitude will convince their brethren to lay down their arms and come to "Obamastock" to join in the great love-in.

We will all soon enjoy "free" health care which will encompass all those nasty "unwanted" unborn babies. They will be eliminated for our convenience.

Those mean 'ol Republicans and Christians who keep getting in the way of all our FUN will quit listening to Rush Limbaugh and talk radio, because HE said so, and join the love-in.

We won't have to worry about taxes because all those mean old rich people will finally have to pay everything they make in taxes instead of just the lowly 40%.

And all those disgusting fat people who eat the 'wrong' foods or drink the 'wrong' drinks will pay more taxes. All those taxes will help them lose weight.

The rich, seeing how life is so easy now, will simply stop working at growing businesses, inventing devices to save lives and new jobs and all that other stressful stuff, and join the love-in too.

And we will all be "re-educated" at the Obama camps.

Well, I don't know about you, but I can't hardly wait 'til all these great things come to pass, so I'm putting on my old bell-bottoms, digging my old "Rolling Stones" and "Doors" LP's out of the closet, and searching for my tie-dyed T-shirts ...


... Because "The Age of Aquarius" finally has arrived!

The great rock star god, Obama will supply our every need ... and for anyone who buys into this, I have a gold mine for sale in Patterson .... cheap.



♥ ∞

17 comments:

The Texican said...

You'll probably have some takers on that Gold mine. As Merle Haggard sang, "We'll all be drinkin' that free Bubbleup and eatin' that Rainbow stew." Great post. Pappy

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

Excellent retort Pappy! The bulk of it was written by Steve, I embelished. Thanks for the kind words. (PS: That's one of my favorite songs. We like old country music.) ♥ ∞

Janeen said...

I agree, it was scary watching the news this week showing people across the country crying because they were so happy about the election.

Linda said...

Umm..oh oh..you just offended me..LOLOL/ROFL. I am the old, fat, Christian Republican. waaaaaaaaaaa..you made me cry. (NOT-- J/K)

It just makes me sick, all this fluff over him and his "administration." Thanks Sparky for having the nerve to post your thoughts etc.

PS. We love Rush.

Blessings

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

I know Janeen ... it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion and you're helpless to stop it. Kinda reminds me of the movie "Independence Day" when all the dummies were up on the roof's 'welcoming' the aliens. And they all died horribly.

Hey Linda ~ You are SO funny! I knew you were razzin'. :o) I'm an old, fat, christian, *Libertarian* ... that might be worse??!

Thanks y'all. I am truly blessed that others know what's coming as much as we do. [sigh] Pray, pray and then pray some more! ♥ ∞

steviewren said...

I'm like Linda...I guess the government won't mind taxing me at a higher rate...obviously I have too much money for food. I need re-education and forced exercise...it's really for my own good.

On a serious note, I hope the neck operation will put an end to your pain in the neck. I've had a bulging disk before in my lower back...the pain is terrible so you have my sympathy!

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

Thanks for the kind words Stevie. I have faith in the Doc. He's seems really on his 'game'. But I'm sorry to hear you are in pain. Perhaps you can have surgery too? I hope you're healed soon.
Thanks for stopping by. ♥ ∞

Lanny said...

Sparky, thanks for the kind support. And ya our eight dogs also think I have a cat problem. The four Rat Terriers would love to "handle" that for me. But I wish they would just continue to handle the garden destroying moles, egg eating weasels, just plain gross looking possums and chicken killing racoons.

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

Hi Lanny, LOL!!! We have a Boxer, Lucy, who kindly dispatches all unwanted vermin from our country acreage and that includes your list (except weasels, SE Georgia is happily uninhabited by those varmints). Thanks for stopping by! ♥ ∞

Carey's Corner said...

Good post and you two have a safe week. Prayers for a successful surgery and complete recovery.

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

Thanks Carey! I am indeed in good hands. And you are always so kind. Y'all have a great week too. ♥ ∞

MuseSwings said...

Just caught up on some of your posts - Surgery has come a long way Since Dr. West so other than not getting a big bottle of laudanum to take home with you you'll do just fine! Keep us updated. I like your Alfred E Newman poster - I made one of Little Cindi!

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

Hi Cynthia, Darn ... I really wanted laudanum. I've heard such good reports on it from Dr. West .... :o) I saw your Lil' Cindi. It's cute! Thanks for stopping by. ♥ ∞

Iva said...

Hey, great post, Sparky! I just am wondering how all of this is going to play out. And truth to tell, I hope I'm terribly, terribly wrong and everything will be 'buttoned up and beautiful'.

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

Me too Iva, me too ... but I'll betchya dollars to donuts it doesn't. [sigh]
Thanks for stopping by. I've missed your posts. :o) ♥ ∞

Tea Time With Melody said...

OK Sparky, THAT was one of the best post I've read. I got one glimps of your first sentence when I had to jump up to take the cookies out of the oven and I was laughing all the way to the kitchen.

Marie Reed said...

well.... I don't have to dig out my rolling stones albums because I listen to them all the time:) But I get your gist! I am skeptical too and know that he doesn't have a magic wand but I do have a little hope;)