Didn't you hear? We will now be living on the "Big Rock Candy Mountain". Milk and honey will soon be flowing from the water tap.
All the terrorists at Guantanamo will be released and in gratitude will convince their brethren to lay down their arms and come to "Obamastock" to join in the great love-in.
We will all soon enjoy "free" health care which will encompass all those nasty "unwanted" unborn babies. They will be eliminated for our convenience.
Those mean 'ol Republicans and Christians who keep getting in the way of all our FUN will quit listening to Rush Limbaugh and talk radio, because HE said so, and join the love-in.
We won't have to worry about taxes because all those mean old rich people will finally have to pay everything they make in taxes instead of just the lowly 40%.
And all those disgusting fat people who eat the 'wrong' foods or drink the 'wrong' drinks will pay more taxes. All those taxes will help them lose weight.
The rich, seeing how life is so easy now, will simply stop working at growing businesses, inventing devices to save lives and new jobs and all that other stressful stuff, and join the love-in too.
And we will all be "re-educated" at the Obama camps.
Well, I don't know about you, but I can't hardly wait 'til all these great things come to pass, so I'm putting on my old bell-bottoms, digging my old "Rolling Stones" and "Doors" LP's out of the closet, and searching for my tie-dyed T-shirts ...
... Because "The Age of Aquarius" finally has arrived!
The great rock star god, Obama will supply our every need ... and for anyone who buys into this, I have a gold mine for sale in Patterson .... cheap.