Friday, December 19, 2008

The Husband Store

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it".

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

So as not to be accused of gender bias, here's one for the gentlemen:

A new "Wives Store" opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

♥ ∞


Iva said...


steviewren said...

Thanks for the tip. If I visit the husband store I'll settle for the 5rh floor!

Linda said...

ROFL. Ah..ty dear friend.

Devoted said...

LOL...tears flowing, knee-slapping ROTFL!!! I love it!

Pamela & Steve said...

I know, this was so cute, I just had to share it! Have a happy weekend! ♥ ∞

Janeen said...

Tee Hee ~ That was funny!

Tea Time With Melody said...

Hahahahahahaha that was hilarious. Great post.

Marie Reed said...

This has made my day! gigggggle:)

Sparky ♥ ∞ and Wiregrass Steve said...

Thanks! I thought it was a scream too.
Merry Christmas,
Sparky ♥ ∞