Wednesday, November 12, 2008

A Little Coffee Shop Humor

So, here we are, having a nice specialized coffee and homemade muffin at the local coffee shop in Baxley. Lovely town, full of friendly, warm-hearted people.

Friendly ... sharp witted … oversexed … people, apparently.

Somehow the subject veered into taking The Blue Pill and the benefits thereof.

I can tell we’re all getting older. All we talk about now is medicine, who had what surgery, who died this week ... and the benefits of taking some ‘medicines’.

Anyway, “C”, the woman behind the counter, about my age, married, quick witted, was laughingly talking about an elderly gentleman friend of hers. He was joking with “C” about, you know, ‘doing it’ with her [how THEY got on that subject, I didn‘t ask. I figure ignorance is bliss in this situation.]. She states quite loudly, in front of God and everybody, right there in the restaurant, “I don’t think so, I don’t see any of that Fix A Flat in here”.

You couldn't heard a pin drop!

Then.. we were all guffawing so hard I almost peed in my pants! And the laughter lasted about 10 mintues, no lie!

The rest of the day was kinda anti-climatic after that.

Gosh, I love this place. But I guess you had to be there.

Have a good'en y'all!

♥ ∞


MuseSwings said...

Bwa hahahaha!

Janeen said...

I'm laughing so hard right now! So wrong but yet soooo funny too! ha ha