It is sooooo hot ... I know "how hot is it?"
Well, it is so hot, I'll bet I could fry an egg on the sidewalk! During daylight hours the heat index has been hovering right about 116 degrees.
Day, after day, after day, after day, after frickin' day ... [lol]
Wow.
So, how about some humor, to, eh, lighten the situation.
What is the Mexican weather report?
Chili today and hot tamale.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave. As he got out of the shower he said to his wife: "It's just too hot to wear clothes today honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money."
Ok, ok, I won't make you suffer with any more lame jokes. Have a great day y'all and try to stay cool. Happy summer soltice. :o)
