Friday, October 23, 2015

Funny Friday

 It's usually harder to get a Driver's License, than it is to vote. In Kalifornica one no longer even has to be a citizen. What's wrong with that picture?!

My 1968 Renault was like that.

Guess that's what's next by Executive Order ...

9 comments:

Victor S E Moubarak said...

I was driving round the countryside and I stopped to ask direction from an elderly man on a bicycle.

He was an old farmer wearing a shirt and trousers with his braces (trouser suspenders) hanging loose on his side. After thanking him for his directions I set off once again.

As I drove away slowly I saw him in my rear view mirror following me on his bicycle.

I continued driving and noticed he was still following me. I thought it strange that he could cycle at that pace.

I accelerated a bit more and to my amazement the old man was still keeping up with me, cycling only a few feet behind me. I drove faster. 50 miles an hour, 60, 70 and he was still there behind me on his bike. He was moving frantically left and right trying to overtake me.

I stopped the car abruptly.

He came fast behind me and overtook me at speed. Some hundred yards ahead he turned round and sped fast back again towards my stationary car.

He passed my car cycling behind me and then returned again cycling in front of me.

After doing this backwards and forwards a few times he then stopped next to my car window and said: “My braces got caught on your rear bumper!”

Linda Eller said...

You hit 'the nail on the head' with these cartoons my friend! Hope you have a great Friday.

Sparky said...

@Victor ~ That's one of my favorite Jerry Clower jokes! Worth a giggle every time.
@Linda Eller ~ Thank you so much. Humor is always best with a bite in it.
Luv ~:)

Simply Linda said...

Oh boy...shaking my head (and smiles)--how right you are, Sparky. Blessings

Ed Bonderenka said...

Rat has wisdom.

Sparky said...

@Simply Linda ~ Thanks Linda. :)
@Ed ~ Rat would make a better President than our current rat.

Victor S E Moubarak said...

The old jokes are the best, Sparky.

God bless.

Lulu James said...

CRACKED me UP! Especially "Pearls Before Swine"
Thanks for the laugh!

DaBlade said...

Uh oh. Looks like the thought police are coming for Ziggy's blog!