I saw this on another blog and couldn't resist:
"Thank you for calling heaven.
I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.
If you would like to speak to:
God, press 1.
Jesus, press 2.
The Holy Spirit, press 3.
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4.
To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, press 5, then enter his or her social security number followed by the pound sign. (If you get a negative response, please hang up and try area code 666.) For reservations in heaven, please enter J-O-H-N 3:16
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on other planets, and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive.
If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor."
Read more: http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Joke-of-the-Day/Daily-Joke.aspx#ixzz1GDXYjeJX
Cute! Thanks for making me smile on this Sat. I wish I had a magic wand right about now. Liam went to En Fuego (you can just put in that and it will come up)--they (the youth group) left at 9 am and won't be back till around 11 tonight. I keep checking FB for any pics, so far noone of him. Oh, I suppose I could call his friends phone, but no..going to trust..:)--Dave wants to know..are we going to be this bored in 3 yrs when he is off to college? LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteThis always brings a smile when I read it.
ReplyDeleteLoev ya!
Marydon