The 2010 PelObama
This car runs on hot air and broken promises.
It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns
(careful, just like the names says, it's not very stable!).
It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help
the occupants talk their way out of any violations as they
change moment to moment.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces
of all the 'happy' owners.
Comes in Petite and Small sizes.
It won't get you to work, but hey,
there aren't any jobs anyway!