This has to go under the "this is really gonna hurt" catagory.
Breaking News: Al-Qaida has adopted a technique from drug smugglers that allows suicide bombers to breach even the tightest security. One of the terrorists who tried to assassinate a Saudi prince hid explosives and detonator in his rectum.
Qaida man hid bomb in rectum CBS News (thanks Atlas Shrugs)
Abdullah Asieri avoided detection by two sets of airport security and palace security, in his mission to eliminate prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, head of Saudi Arabia's counter terrorism operations. Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities - Asieri had a pound of explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum, reports CBS News.
The bomber persuaded the prince he wanted to leave al-Qaida, setting a trap. Al-Qaida has an animated movie showing the meeting between the bomber and the prince. Asieri says more senior Qaida figures want to surrender and convinces the prince to talk to them on a cellphone.
In the conversation recorded by al-Qaida, one can hear a beep in the middle of two identical phrases that are repeated by the bomber and his handler. Explosives experts told CBS News that beep was likely a text message activating the bomb concealed inside Asieri. The Trojan bomber hands the phone to the prince. He's standing next to him, and 14 seconds later, he detonates.
Better hope the dude doesn't have gas too ... ouch.