My Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

I was told that if I was good, I could have want I wanted for Christmas.

That's a verbal contract .... right?

Ok then. I waaaaant ....

... a 2009 Kawasaki Super Sherpa 250. It's cheap. Honest!!

It's not expensive and I promise to always wear my protective gear. It's just a little single-cylinder street legal dirt bike.

Are you listening Santa?

So, can I have one ... huh? Pleeeeeezze?

I'm a reasonable person.


Well, SEMI reasonable anyway. [lol]

I have been a really good girl. [That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.] Therefore I feel like you owe me ... big time!

So, are we golden?

Goooood. Feel free to leave it in the carport next to my Suzuki.

Thank you!

Your Fan,
Sparky ♥ ∞

(Now Santa, my husband, who is totally unreasonable [but very cute], wants a Ducati Desmosedici. Don't know what that is? Don't worry, you don't want to know ... it's $72,500 and forever more out of your elves price ranges!! See I'm VERY reasonable!) [lol]

♥ ∞